Posts Tagged “quotes”

Quimby

by David on April 18, 2009

Mayor Quimby: Come on, Baby, read my sash. Girl: You’re the major? Quimby: That’s mayor, you fertile moron. Mayor (\ˈmā-ər\) = Bürgermeister Major (\ˈmā-jər\ )= Major Abgelegt unter: Witze, die nur im Original Sinn machen.

Troubles with Tribbles

by David on April 15, 2009

Sheldon: Would you like some advice? Leonard: Sure, why not? Sheldon: Well then, this is the perfect time to launch a Blog with an interactive comments section! Leonard: Gee, thanks a lot. Sheldon: Would you rather I offer my personal (…)

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Emphatic Twitter

by David on April 8, 2009

aus: The Big Bang Theory S02E03 — The Barbarian Sublimation Sheldon: Leonard, you have to do something about Penny. She is interfering with my sleep, she’s interfering with my work, and if I had another significant aspect of my life, (…)

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Hatless

by David on März 21, 2009

Chief Wiggum: Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a… car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless! (Aus den guten alten Zeiten, als (…)

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Weisheiten aus der Bibel

by David on Juli 12, 2008

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing* and such and such. *foxy boxing — noun: a boxing match involving (…)

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Save me Jebus!

by David on Juni 7, 2008

But I’m not a missionary! I don’t even believe in Jebus! Let’s just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don’t, and that’s cool. But (…)

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