Mayor Quimby: Come on, Baby, read my sash. Girl: You’re the major? Quimby: That’s mayor, you fertile moron. Mayor (\ˈmā-ər\) = Bürgermeister Major (\ˈmā-jər\ )= Major Abgelegt unter: Witze, die nur im Original Sinn machen. Mayor Quimby: Come on, Baby, read my sash. Girl: You’re the major? Quimby: That’s mayor, you fertile moron. Mayor (\ˈmā-ər\) [...]
Sheldon: Would you like some advice? Leonard: Sure, why not? Sheldon: Well then, this is the perfect time to launch a Blog with an interactive comments section! Leonard: Gee, thanks a lot. Sheldon: Would you rather I offer my personal insight? Leonard: I don’t need any insights. I just want to know why penny’s more [...]
aus: The Big Bang Theory S02E03 – The Barbarian Sublimation Sheldon: Leonard, you have to do something about Penny. She is interfering with my sleep, she’s interfering with my work, and if I had another significant aspect of my life, I’m sure she’d be interfering with that, too. Leonard: Why should I do something? You’re [...]
Chief Wiggum: Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a… car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless! (Aus den guten alten Zeiten, als die Simpsons noch witzig waren. Also ich meine: richtig witzig.) Chief Wiggum: Put out an [...]
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing* and such and such. *foxy boxing – noun: a boxing match involving two attractive women, often topless or even nude. (Quelle: urbandictionary.com) Lisa, if the Bible has [...]
But I’m not a missionary! I don’t even believe in Jebus! Let’s just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don’t, and that’s cool. But we’re probably right. Amen. But I’m not a missionary! I don’t even believe in Jebus! [...]