Wiggum: Lou, you’re promoted to chief of police. Lou: Sweet. Wiggum: And Eddie, you’re promoted to Lou. Eddie: Nice. And, uh, who’s gonna be Eddie? Wiggum: We don’t need an Eddie. (Gab schon zu lange keine Simpsons-Quotes mehr hier) Wiggum: Lou, you’re promoted to chief of police. Lou: Sweet. Wiggum: And Eddie, you’re promoted to [...]
Im aktuellen Artikel auf Der-Englisch-Blog kam das Wort Sundae vor und wie immer konnte ich nur an eines denken: richtig, ein passendes Simpsons-Zitat. (Ein Sundae ist ein Eisbecher, ausgesprochen wird das Wort genauso wie Sunday.) Homer: What the hell is a Fundae? Ice Cream Store Guy: It’s a Sundae that’s FUN! Homer: I like that. [...]
Haven’t you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What’s-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn’t hear anybody laughing! Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom! [...]
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing* and such and such. *foxy boxing – noun: a boxing match involving two attractive women, often topless or even nude. (Quelle: urbandictionary.com) Lisa, if the Bible has [...]