Captain What’s-his-name
Haven’t you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What’s-his-name.
We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn’t hear anybody laughing! Did you?
Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom! Beep! Honk! Honk! Ha-ha.
Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!
